New alternative way to get that six pack you’ve been dreaming of.

Catch a horrific cold that will force you to cough, sneeze, and blow your nose every movement and breath you take for at least four straight days. Then wam bam thank you ma’am you’ve not only created that six pack but also have lost a few pounds.

Warning: You may not be able to see your new washboard tummy due to the fact your face is about to fall off from being congested, nose will be numb and red (just dab it with neosporin), your throat will be on fire and may crumble into ashes towards the end of it all, your chest will hurt something fierce, teeth may even hurt along with your brain. But that’s not all, along with other symptoms you may also have a lack of appetite since your throat is to small to even drink water…

Super fun time!

Just got paid for the month! YAY!

Just paid three bills and bought necessities for the household; tissues, toilet paper, apples, new toothbrushes for the girls and toothpaste. I am now back to single digits in my account. :/

Well that was short lived.

beerformysunshine:

firstgingerdoctor:

mother. friggin’. space. man.
x

I love and hate this. Outer space gives me crippling panic attacks.

Macy has been creating a paper toy set for herself this morning. She created a birthday sign for the sky, a sun, house (door even opens) with grass, a river and duck, a little bear, guitar, quilt, pillow, paper and scissors, a party horn, road with car, a book, and she recently made a butterfly, clothes and party hat for her bear, and a few other things. I thought it was quite creative. The rest of us were watching a few YouTube channels.

Macy has been creating a paper toy set for herself this morning. She created a birthday sign for the sky, a sun, house (door even opens) with grass, a river and duck, a little bear, guitar, quilt, pillow, paper and scissors, a party horn, road with car, a book, and she recently made a butterfly, clothes and party hat for her bear, and a few other things. I thought it was quite creative. The rest of us were watching a few YouTube channels.

Our family scent for the week(end): Vics Vapor Rub

It was such a beautiful day today and I so wanted the girls to spend time outside after school but instead we stayed inside because work exhausted me, all three of us have colds and I have to have a tissue in my hands at all time….

This cold stuff is so not what the cool kids do. :/ Hopefully by Monday the coughs, sneezing, and runny noses will dissipate.

Hope everyone has a rockin’ weekend though! :)

Since our cd player is jammed, and we’re lucky we have the Foo Fighters cd and dvd combo, the girls watched all of their videos for our last trip across the state.

Also if you see someone in this position and or completely rocking out while on the road, you may have passed us. (Yes I know that is not safe nor attractive to lean back like that or whatever but the Foo Fighters do make great music videos.)

We love Edbassmaster in our house. This one though almost made me pee my pants in the first couple of seconds. Then I laughed my butt off the rest of the time.

Excuse me while I whine.

Looks like I’m going to the grocery store again tomorrow. I swear we live there. My mouth is hurting so badly today and it’s only gotten worse. Of course I googled my symptoms, to which I get once in a while, all points to freakin being anemic. I know I need iron and the best way to get it is the grosses thing ever, liver, but I can’t stomach that at all. Just the thought of if makes me feel queezy. The smell and if I get around to tasting it makes me sick. :( This really sucks. My mouth is hurting so bad already tonight that it’s getting hard to even drink water. I volunteered to work tomorrow all day too but I really don’t know if I’ll be able to talk which kinda is needed.

Boo!

Like… I don’t know. I liked the way Rainbow Brite looked when I was growing up in the 80s and I liked that she didn’t have a strange valley voice or an attitude kinda peeking through. I’ll give it a shot, but I’m kinda bummed yet curious. I just hate how everything that I grew up with has to be modernized like My Little Pony’s-most have attitude problems, TNMT-I wish it was more of a cartoon and not all computerized looking, Scooby Doo I can’t even watch five seconds without getting irritated, Looney Tunes use to be one of my favorites and I now I won’t have it on at all, Strawberry Shortcake we watched a little bit but we can’t get into. I feel all my favorites are ruined. If Rainbow Brite is ruined after this… they just need to stop making things so different and odd. Leave the classics alone already.

What not to think to yourself, or out loud, when taking care of a bunch of 3 year olds.

Wow! I haven’t cleaned up a mess in the bathroom today!

Oh my gosh so and so has done a great job with no accidents and it’s the end of the day.

Because each time I thought these thoughts I would either just finish the thought or be in the middle of the thought when I would have to clean up the mess. If these kids can hear my thinking, they are clearly misunderstanding my words. I promise you I wouldn’t be bummed if I didn’t have an accident to clean up.

However these babes pretty much all literally just turned three. They are the most hyper of all the classes because they are so young. I’m always on the tip of my toes and completely worn out after their class. Yet they are the sweetest, for the most part, little ones and super creative when making art too!